Willie warmer, custom made,  novelty gift, gag gift,  dick warmer, penis sweater, joke gift, white elephant gift,  willy warmer
Willie warmer, custom made,  novelty gift, gag gift,  dick warmer, penis sweater, joke gift, white elephant gift,  willy warmer
Willie warmer, custom made,  novelty gift, gag gift,  dick warmer, penis sweater, joke gift, white elephant gift,  willy warmer
Willie warmer, custom made,  novelty gift, gag gift,  dick warmer, penis sweater, joke gift, white elephant gift,  willy warmer
Willie warmer, custom made,  novelty gift, gag gift,  dick warmer, penis sweater, joke gift, white elephant gift,  willy warmer

Willie warmer, custom made, novelty gift, gag gift, dick warmer, penis sweater, joke gift, white elephant gift, willy warmer

Regular price $20.50 Sale

Have you tried a willie warmer? Looking for a way to keep your willie warm? Try one of these bad boys! I make them with soft acrylic yarn. Let me know if you have piercings that may catch and we'll go for a less fuzzy yarn. Want a color not listed? Message me with a request.

Very important! These are the flaccid sizes!
Micro weenie has about a 2 inch shaft.
Teeny Peenie has about a 3 inch shaft
Average Fella has about a 4 1/2 inch shaft
Python Pants has about a 6 inch shaft.
Porn Dick has about an 8 inch shaft (no one likes that surprise).
The Tripod has about a 12 inch shaft (hell to the no)

If you need a biggier size (OUCH) or smaller (my sympathies), let me know when you order.

If you are looking for a larger quantity than I have listed, convo me for a custom listing.

These can also be helpful when undergoing gender reassignment surgery (female to male). This can help hold the testicular implants in place while you heal from surgery.